I've been needing to update this thing and since I've got 52 minutes to waste before the newest episode of Gossip Girl comes on, well...I've got absolutely nothing else to do. Except this. Yayyy!
First up: Canadia!
The beginning of the trip = crap. But I was interviewed for KPBS. Which was extremely awesome. I also improvised a song about how much American Airlines fails at life for KPBS. Again, awesome.
Commercial break!
When looking for an airline that's reliable, safe, and friendly...don't fly American Airlines.
And now back to our regularly scheduled program.
Anywho, we got to Canadia (finally) and the lady at customs freaking yells at me for saying 'what?' instead of 'pardon?' or 'excuse me?'. wtf. Go back to Quebec. And fuck yourself.
We did a lot of stuff there. Like...
-Saw The Wizard of Oz!
-Worked out at the YMCA and laughed at 'pool foulings'
-Went to THREE different malls--yes, three.
-Had some heart-to-heart talks at THREE IN THE MORNING.
-Were extremely sleep-deprived
-Competed against one other women's choir. And came in second place.
-Met some awesome guys from Dallas, TX
-Two words: O Canada.
-Decided American money should have sparkly stripes like Canadian money
-Tried to walk like the jolly walking man
-Sang in a church
-Impersonated the adjudicator who looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame doing interpretive dance
-Made friends with an 80-year-old
-Slept on a bus and got multiple embarrassing pictures taken
-Ate ketchup chips and fell in love
-Left our hearts at the top of the CN Tower
-Planned to send clickable Sharpies to Kieth so that he'll vouch for us to come back to the country
-Decided Jessica is a porn star
-Got massages every night from Chelsea
-Had fries for lunch. And nothing else.
-Laughed. A lot. Like, no kidding. It was non-stop.
That's basically it. I couldn't explain all the inside jokes or stuff that we did. It's kinda hard to justify.
Second on the agenda: Schoolsuck
I can't really believe it, but I'm not failing English. Like, wow. I haven't turned in an essay (among other things) and I've still got a 63%. Holy shit. I'm clearly made of awesome.
Senior activities were cool...well, they would have been if I'd actually BEEN THERE. Yeah. I got sick. With the fucking flu. omgwtfbbq. I'm pissed. I heard the comedy group was amazing and it would have been totally amazing to chill with friends on Thursday. But no. I was there on Monday (I ditched English, go figure), Tuesday (in which I spent the entire time doing a practice AP test), and Friday (which I felt nauseous throughout). Last week can definitely be classified as schoolsuck.
Third: Nerdfighters and Gossip Girl
OMG. John and Hank Green are...amazing. I understand why everyone's so in love with them. They're fantastic. And hysterical. John especially. I really want to read his books now.
"Lady, lady, lady, lady, lady, lady, lady, John Green!!"
Plus, Lauren says Finding Alaska is a great book. Personally, I'm looking forward to the book that comes out in September. :D
So, basically, I watched two and a half months worth of brotherhood 2.0 in the past three hours because I couldn't stand to wait for Gossip Girl tonight. I've seen the four sneak preview clips from CWTV on youtube and it looks soooooooooooooo freakin' good. It's ridiculous. I can't WAIT.
28 minutes and counting.
Ummmmmmm...what to talk about.
Ooh! My new computer! Well, okay, it's not new. My old C drive was fried from a virus, so my dad gave me a new one and put most of my old on on a different drive. He failed to get all my wizard rock and, more depressingly, my sims.
If you've never played a legacy on sims (or, God forbid, never played sims), they take FOREVER. What with custom content slowing down the game and sims taking forever to age and get through university...it just takes a really long time.
I started my legacy with Lauren and Alex, both wizard rockers who will eventually end up married, even if Alex was and sometimes still is a douche bag to Lauren (in real life, that is).
Anyways, I started with them, both family aspiring sims. They had their first daughter, Bethany. She was hideous. Not gonna lie. Then they had twins, Sabrina and Salem (yes, I am that cruel). Sabrina = gorgeous. She was my legacy heir. Salem wasn't too bad, but he needed a nose job, like, pronto, so I put Bethany in uni studying drama. I figured she'd be able to fix her face AND Salem's eventually. After them came another set of twins, Zoe and Darren. Zoe was pretty, but Darren was...well, he definitely wasn't hot. But he wasn't as hideous as Bethany, either. Anyways, after them came Milo and...his brother. Can't remember his name. Then I went to university and paired everyone up, except for Sabrina who didn't go to uni and got married to Fletcher Berkowitz, who, oddly enough, is the father of Katy, who married Salem. But it's not incestuous at all. Katy's mother never actually existed, so...anyways...
Darren got engaged to Michelle Kearney (the one townie who was actually pretty enough to maybe produce pretty children) and ended up getting her pregnant, so they moved out of the dorm and into their own house where they raised a daughter, Athalia. Athalia was not black, but I thought she deserved a name that was...out there. So I flipped to a random page in my baby name book and gave her the first unusual name I found. Michelle and Darren graduated, moved into a house down the street from Alex and Lauren, got married, and had a son. I don't remember what his name was 'cause I only had him in the game for half an hour before I quit the game. Little did I know that I would never start up that game again to show those characters any more love and affection. Sabrina never gave birth to her first child. Salem never got his nose job. Bethany never stopped being ugly. Hell, Zoe didn't even have the chance to get engaged to her boyfriend. And Athalia never even got her first kiss.
:(
It was a sad, sad day.
But I can't reflect anymore because Gossip Girl starts in five minutes.
Bye, loves!!!!
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