This is a response to Lucy's blog post on myspace. Not only did that blog make me cry, it also made me furious.
First of all, I fucking HATE Will for making you feel the way you do. YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHANGE. If he wants you to change to be "better" for him, then fuck him. You don't need him. You don't need someone telling you how to be. You're perfect the way you fucking are. Which, by the way, is another point. You are not ugly, nor are you average. If you ever say that about yourself again, I WILL bitch slap you into a coma until you forget about feeling worthless. Oh, and yes, I have felt that way before. Like you're nothing but a piece of gum stuck to the bottom of his shoe whenever you're around him. I KNOW how it feels.
Back to you, however. You are EXTRAORDINARY. If anyone tells you otherwise, they clearly don't know you. Or they're close-minded assholes who don't deserve to know you. You know I wouldn't lie to you, so I hope you believe me when you read this. We've had our ups and downs in our friendship, but at the end of the day, you're still my best friend and I hope to God I never do anything to hurt you the way Will has. He's marred your self esteem, played you for a fool, and confused you. No girl deserves treatment like that. Especially not a girl like yourself. Look at you. You're gorgeous, strong-willed, quick-witted, and, to quote the Rocket Summer, "You got so much love in you." Why waste it on a guy who's fat, stupid, blind, dumb, and useless? Seriously, the only thing he had going for him was that he had you. And now he doesn't. He should probably just choke on mashed potatoes and die. Slowly. From asphyxiation.
>:|
I'm seriously contemplating ripping off his nonexistent ball sac. Or, actually, I'll feed him testosterone pills until he grows some balls, then I'll cut them off with a dull, rusty butter knife. I don't know if I'd feel better, though. I mean, yeah, it would be satisfactory, but...would it be enough? No one gets away with making my best friend feel like shit. No one.
I will have my revenge.
1 comment:
holy crap. i am lauging and in tears. all in one.
that was beyond amazing.
and touching.
and so so so sweet.
thank you for the kind words. it's hard for me to hear them and recieve them, but thank you. really.
i love you girl.
and i am posting this on my myspace.
:) preferred list...
which i just happened to add him to. hahahahaha. so if he actually decideds to read it he'll read my blog and then your response to my blog.
hahahaha. no joke.
keela told me to add him to it.
just in case he cared enough to read it.
but NOW!?! I WANT him to read it! hahaha. i want someone to go out of their way to tell him to read it! oh crap! hahaha.
because it really makes me feel good to read that. ya know, it makes me feel good about myself. and i want him to see that.
that i do deserve better.
:)
maybe i'll just have to hire someone to drop a hint to check out my two new blogs...
hummm.
:)
anyways, i love you more than anything. truly.
and everything you said was so true. like the way he makes me feel>
God, you read people so well.
I'm lucky for you to be my best friend :)
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